What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 23:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Why are we explaining today’s “climate change” as driven by human related “green house” gasses when natural “global warming” pushed sea level up to the “shores” of Topeka with no human contribution or even presence? Is Occam’s Rasor applied?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Hulu’s ‘Predator: Killer Of Killers’ Lands Predator’s Best Critic Score Ever - Forbes

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

According to the prediction of Mr. Huang, the founder of Nvidia, humanoid AI robots will flood all over the world in the future, so will there be many robots on the earth while there will be fewer and fewer humans?

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

Blocking Brain Inflammation Molecule May Halt Alzheimer’s - Neuroscience News

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Bucheron and Myriel’s Karyn Tomlinson win James Beard Awards - Star Tribune

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

No go.

Why do I feel so down and not happy anymore? I also feel really tired and non-motivated. Is that normal for someone to feel that way?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Tech stocks are powering this record-setting rally on Wall Street — but how long can it last? - Yahoo Finance

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

Scientists Fear a Passing Star Could Fling Earth Out of the Sun's Orbit, Into the Frigid Expanse Beyond - futurism.com

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unexpected Nova Just Appeared In The Night Sky – And You Can See It With The Naked Eye - IFLScience

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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